Have you ever had that moment when some dumb ass at the store makes that extra effort to shimmy in front of you from the side of the check-out line?
What about that person who takes the time to give you their uninformed opinion on a matter just to lash their inner disgruntlement onto you?
Well there's a new way to deal with that person!
It's a simple "Goodbye!" (outloud)
The "Goodbye" is a test to see how far this person will go to keep pushing their crabby agenda on you.
Say you give them the "Goodbye" and they're still in your face?
That's when you spit at them. Just like a llama, but cooler.